Beautiful Disaster

Wiggers

consider this conversation i had with a fellow wigger classmate. (distance learning program)

me: hey dennis, what's up? wigger: you know, you better stop talking to me before i punch you in your fucking ugly face.

now, was this really called for? i think not. but after he said that, i just laughed because it was funny. i mean, i got called ugly by a wigger. that's just funny.

this boy is in two of my classes. he wants g unit sneakers. in fact, one day he was telling me how phat they are.now, anyone who wants g unit sneakers needs to be hospitalized. during the duration of a normal school day, i will tell him to shut up, and he will proceed to call me ugly or make threats to burn my house down or break my nose.

this is also the same boy who asked if he could research tupac in english. keep in mind the assignment was to pick a british poet to research. no dennis, you cannot research tupac. this is not the time nor the place for the tupac ressurection

he also treats girls like crap, except for the girls he thinks are hot, he treats like them like dirt instead of crap. you see, on a scale of things, being treated like crap is worse than being treated like dirt, because crap comes out of your ass but god made dirt, so yea.

apparently i am not ugly so that means i don't fall into the "crap" and "dirt" category.

i have never had an intellectual conversation with dennis, but i imagine that after he gets done verbally abusing homosexuals, ugly girls, and non wiggers, he goes home and watches BET and masterbates to images of beyonce and 50 cent.

dennis likes to walk around school with his hardened look on his face like he's been through so many tough times. please, dennis. you live in upscale suburbia and you have your own car. shut the hell up.

dennis also claims that he has ADD, which he thinks gives him the right to scream, gurgle, get up and walk arounf during class, and blurt assorted other irritating remarks every 3.7 seconds. he also thinks it gives him the right to wear his hat tilted to the side, a doo-rag, and to pull one pant leg up. a good representation of what dennis sounds like is a seal. seals slap their fins together and bark. dennis also does this.

in conclusion, dennis should find the nearest tall building and jump off of it.

posted by Bianca Alexi @ 7:17 AM